genderfluidstrider:

jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

8 minutes ago via illieous © fartgallery 154,079 notes

"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"

William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

  • Title: oo


  • Played: 92019 times
23 minutes ago via utsuhous © windows-98 9,222 notes

dreamyblu:

after u watch the anaconda video

image

it literally just occured to me that my computer is pretty damn old, it’s 5 or 6 years old, maybe ill ask for a new one for christmas or romsething

arcaninetails:

breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”

ohmygodwhatever-etc:

my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.  

montparnah:

autisticbrucebanner:

straight people are not allowed to reblog this post.

image

image

image

image

straight people are not allowed to transfer the contents of their bank accounts into my paypal

shslhennatattooartist asked: imagine honda as a snake. anahonda.

my anaHonda don’t want none ever at all im asexual

hundredsofsmallbirds:

my hair is getting super long, this is the longest it’s been in like two years i think? since i cut it at the end of high school. it looks nice

I posted this at 4 am look

shige hits post limit at 3 am: a story of love and loss

i keep having great timing, i miss all the spams

my hair is getting super long, this is the longest it’s been in like two years i think? since i cut it at the end of high school. it looks nice